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Mike Malone seems like the perfect, amazing, handsome guy that you are best friends with, but then he seems to decide that its okay to break your heart and ruin your friendship! Then you are never friends again and he hates you and tries to ruin your life.
You: MIKE JUST SAID WE AREN'T FRIENDS ANYMORE!!!!
Friend: Its okay hunny, he's just a mike.
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Being reeled into a relationship by a guy who uses charm and seems like a nice guy but in actuality is an Alcoholic/Drug addict duche bagwho will eventually beat the shit out of you along with subject you to other forms of abuse.
Usually spoiled cry baby assholes
Girl one: He seemed so nice when they were just talking and then after they got together like 3 months later he started beating the hell out of her regularly
Girl 2: aww the poor girl got Miked
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A dum ass person that fakes being a pervert so his wife won't be find out he is and plays his whole family to thick he stupid when he not
Mike is a dum ass
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A greeting of Australian dockers to all foreigners. Because they usually do not give a fuck to their real names.
- Hello Mike, what the fuck are you doing here?
- Hello Sir, I'm looking for the port's entrance
-Hello Mike, how's going?
-Hello Sir, but my name is..
-I don't give a shit how is your momma calling you
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These names are plays on words to get gullible folks to say "My Cock's Small" or "My Cock's Long." Either one works on a fool.
*Mike Oxmall can also be spelled "Mike Oxsmall for more subtlety.
Chad: Oi mate, I changed my name to Mike Oxmall.
Bradley: Hi, Mike Oxmall.
Chad: You muppet.
Bradley: What?
Chad: Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong
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The smartest boy you'll ever know and he is not sexy and do not listen to any definitions on the top. He does well in school and is in gifted. If you want your child to do well in school, name him mike
he is a mike!! he is so smart!
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Mike Is such a dumb ass. Who thinks he is better than everyone else. And is probably a guy playing Csgo.
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