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When a male is hit in the testicles.
person #1 - Did you see that video of the skater falling on the rail?
person #2 - Yeah dude, total monk shot!
at this point a monks comes in a rings a bell and proceeds to throw walnuts around.
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An asian thug/gangster with a shaved head, especially wearing large baggy orange clothes.
Kid:Why the hell is that monk wearing over size clothes and tatoos?
Kid2:Thats a False Monk boy, mess with them and you will get tiny rounded shouling palms in your back.
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A special build from the popular semi-MMORPG Guild Wars. A 55hp monk is a normal monk with all superior runes in his armor. This causes his hitpoints to reach 55. When using a combination of Warrior and Monk protection skills, he is almost unkillable.
55hp monks are usually used for farming (killing enemies to get good items) in the Underworld.
This build is useless, however, without a good SS necro. An SS necro is a necromancer/mesmer who uses Spiteful Spirit (SS) on enemies while they are attacking the 55hp monk.
55hp monk: LF good SS necro to go farming in UW! (no noobs plz)
SS necro: Add me, dude.
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In the post-apocalyptic radio series "Tales from the Afternow," Server Monks are "monks that get a cybernetic jack in the crown of the head, usually between the eyes on the forehead, to allow them to connect to the Internet and walk through a virtual world. They worship Server as a god and are the masters of the virtual world. They reside in temples and have acolytes and petitioners that cater to their needs."
In popular parlance, the term is sometimes used to indicate a person with an intuitive and deep affinity for technology, or someone who needs to constantly be "plugged in" in order to feel comfortable.
"Since I got a phone with Internet access, I've become such a Server Monk. It makes me nervous to be without Wikipedia even for a second!"
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Very religous member of the jigaboo race who follows the teachings of Islam. Can be seen every morning waking up from their 40 water hang over to face west and worship the nearest Cadillac dealership.
Porch Monk: Asamalama nekka ma brotha
Decent Human Being: Fuck you porch monk!!!!
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A variant strain of science fiction where lovable technophile monks are the heroes of misadventures unfolding in a post-apocalyptic era. These wacky abbots and friars play crucial roles in preserving scientific and philosophical knowledge, even though it gets warped and twisted through the filter of religious superstition, often to ridiculous extremes. Bonus points for radioactive mutants, deformities, plague, witch burnings, alien visitations, nuclear fallout. Like other -punk genres, this one has nothing to do with punk rock, except maybe if you count the mutants.
Contrast with cyberpunk and steampunk, two related sci-fi "punk" sub-genres.
Walter Miller's A Canticle for Leibowitz and Neal Stephenson's Anathem are the twin towers of Monk Punk, a sci-fi genre which might as well include The Name of the Rose, since Europe's Dark Ages were pretty much a post-apocalyptic nightmare of their own.
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a person who loves the cock (male genitalia) so much that they are said to "pray to that shit."
man, stupid cock monks alway loving the cock.
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