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Mormon

The cristian group who believes in the Book Of Mormon
They have the hottest chicks ever
They have super powers called the Priesthood that can heal anything

1:Dude, you see Rebecca yet?
2:Oh bro, she’s a Mormon
1:Dang

Or
1: my legs broke!
2: don’t worry, I’m a Mormon with the priesthood
1: oh good!
2: “uses Mormon powers”
1: it’s healed!!!!

by Sad Bills Fan 2 December 25, 2018

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Mormon

Mortal enemy. Never trust a mormon. Modern day evangelicals usually have ties to the cops and school districts..

Yeah that mormon is an infiltrator.. She throws rocks at my window all the time. Mormoms..

by Gayle777 July 5, 2018

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Mormon

1. A derogatory term, or the equivalent of the "N-word," for members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, who are often falsely accused of worshipping Mormon. (See definition 2 below.)

2. A historical figure accepted as a prophet (by members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints) who abridged records containing accounts of Jesus Christ from two sets of plates. This abridgment was translated into what is known as The Book of Mormon.

Those Mormons are stealing our women!

by completegraph March 16, 2021

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Mormon

1) A term associated with a religous group in the 1500's to late 1600's AD that were largely frowned upon, because they had no morals and had mutliple wives and lived in the midwest of israel; a rude remark to say to an individual.
2) It is also a type of badger found in the rocky mountains. The badger is often identified by a white upsidedown cross on its back. It is an evil creature that will devour your soul.

3) an insult to say to your friends and co workers.

EX: (John and alex are talking privately, bob walks up)
Bob: hey guys whatcha talkin bout?!
Alex: get away you stupid mormon!
John: yeah mormon!
Bob: but im not a badger, thats not nice!
John: yeah you are!
Alex: Stupid mormon.

by DouglasAndersonCorruptingkids March 9, 2011

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Mormon

A group of brainwashed individuals who have an intelligence lower than retardation and are trained from birth to brainwash everyone around them. They do not understand normal social interaction.

He's a mormon? Didn't they prove mormons have a lower social intelligence than autistic people?

by SperanzaHope January 22, 2015

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mormonize

The act of sexing someone up by a mormon.

Oh baby, mormonize me.

Man, those hot mormons over there on their bikes can mormonize me any day.

by sexyjedininja August 5, 2005

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MORMON

People who do not go out,they don't get with anyone,or drink or do anything fun

Those mormons need to get out more

by Peeblesgossippart2 March 18, 2017

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