Eddie Murphies

A creative way to say weed edibles

Tom: Yo Ben did you bring any edibles back from Rado
Ben: yeah a brought a decent amount of Eddie Murphies

Tom: fuck yeah brother

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Murphy's Law

The secret of the universe: The Universe is intrinsically dystopic.

During a workshop on "Murphy's Law", the shit hit the fan.

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murphy brown

after anal sex, you remove your penis and wipe it in her armpit

Last night Paul gave Natalie a messy Murphy Brown

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Connor Murphy

This is the name if the most amazing human on the planet! He has brown hair, blue eyes, and the most amazing smile ever. He never fails to make me smile and laugh. I miss him and love him with all my heart.

Connor Murphy, I you ever see this, I hope you will come back into my life some day.

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Dusty Murphy

The genitals of an elderly virgin

Aunt Claire never met a man who met her standards, therefore she had one Dusty Murphy.

Bill was a virgin until he died, he had one Dusty Murphy

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Murphy Raw

Engaging in a sexual act without using a condom while being a very dirty individual

He was doing her murphy raw last night.

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Murphy Lee

Murphy Lee or should I say Mr. Tohri Harper is one of GOD'S SEXIST CREATIONS. He is the best St. Lunatic yet. And he carries himself in such a funfilled way.

Just look at any of his pictures.

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