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An excuse that is somewhat valid, but not relevant to the scenario.
That's just a couch excuse!
Excuses a pilot makes to get his/her way.
"We have the fuel truck hooked up at the end of the runway with the passengers on board. I know you guys are busy, but can we get a fuel load and add a dog?"
"I'm getting really sick of your pilot excuses."
Oh? What happened? You don't like the idf's excuses Destiny? You think maybe it's the thing I said it was? You think you were just using historical precedent and making shit up to sound right in front of retards?
Hym "You know what the Idf excuses prove? CORRECT ALL ALONG! Embarrassing! Fucking knockoff. What did I say about sullying my good name? At least be on the right side of things! Shit, you fucking suck! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
The act of using confusion as an excuse to not perform work.
Often used on backshift in Naval shipyards
"Hey, did Bob get that job done last night?"
"No, he was confused by step 1.0 in the procedure so he didn't get started."
"Bob always using the excusion technique to sit on his ass all night" *shaking head
An excuse disguised as a solution
It seems today all we get is deception, lies, lip service and excusions from our elected officials.
An excuse that has been used so many times that nobody believes it anymore. It's no good, so you throw it in the bucket with all the other worn-out excuses.
Parent: Have you done your homework yet?
Kid: I can't find it. It must have fallen out of my backpack.
Parent: That's the third time you've used that excuse! Throw that bucket excuse in the bucket and get your homework out!
"Augusta". Used to absolve someone of blame for assorted objects' being messily scattered about.
Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.