I'd rather do this than FUCK.

Sarcasm,,,,self explanatory.

Used when given a task that's,,,, undesirable.

Hey Joe,,,,you have a boatload of fish to clean,,,how do you feel about that ? I'd rather do this than FUCK.

I'd buy her an icecream cone

Means "I'd fuck her up the ass".

GUY: Caryn's hot. I'd buy her an icecream cone.

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I never thought I'd be saying this

A phrase often heard as 2020 nears its end and people are forced to acknowledge some very strange things.

To have the family home for Thanksgiving would be suicidal, and I never thought I'd be saying this.

I never thought I'd be saying this, but we came within an inch of losing our democracy.

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I'd drink her farts

An impossible feat that is only attempted to prove to the farter, or on lookers, how attracted you are to said farter.

guy #1- Dude, Taylor Swift is fine.

Guy #2- yep

Guy #1- man, I'd drink her farts

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Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To

Double entendre, stemming from HotForWords' offer of a chance to win an autographed iPad by joining a site she linked to from her lesson on "Double Entendre" ("I'd like to double HER entendre" - The Todd, SCRUBS)

You won an iPad that HotForWords autographed? Oooh ... (Yoda say) Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To ... Yehhhhhhhhhhhs!

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I'd Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney

An expression of opposition to a proposed course of action. Something you'd rather not do, like getting shot in the face.

Girl: Do you want to go see the new Twilight movie?

Guy: I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney.

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I'd make her my Demi Moore.

Phrase used by a young single male to describe an older women he'd like to have a committed and meaningful relationship with.

Sandra Bullock's amazing. I'd make her my Demi Moore.