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The day after (usually Wednesday) when your girlfriend finishes her “cycle” and you are so horny that she denies you any sex!
Wednesday morning: Bobby: “Hey baby...do you wanna have some adult fun tonight?”
Jennifer “I don’t know...I don't really feel in the mood!”
Bobby: “I figured you would give me the Wednesday Blue-balls so I will just fuck my secretary today after work! Thanks baby!”
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When your in the middle of an epic thought and your about to hit the climax of your idea/discussion/story and you forget what you where just about to say....and than you get pissed off after cause you lost your thought
You:telling epic idea....o shit,fuck....
Friend: What!?
You: I just got verbal blue balls
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When you are in the middle of playing an intense video game, and something forces you to quit. For example your mom, girlfriend, bad connection, or asshole friend. You feel like shit because you didn't get to finish the job.
Dude I was just about to get my nuke in modern warfare 2 but my mom turned off my xbox. Total video game blue balls.
I was one kill away from getting a killionaire in halo and my connection timed out. Left me with a case of video game blue balls.
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When you leave a yoga class feeling unsatisfied, or unfulfilled.
Yeah that class was ok, but I still have yoga blue balls.
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when you look at your contacts on Facebook Chat, notice someone's online, click their name, then it tells you they're offline.
thus, you are left with "blue balls" because you thought you could get some Chat on and you're left wanting a conversation
Damn, thought he was online... Now I got Facebook Chat blue balls.
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An extended, often elaborate array of male-on-female foreplay that fails to end in copulation. The common opening move is for the man to offer the woman a back rub, followed by a series of maneuvers that may or may not include a leg massage, teasing of the upper ass around the pantyline, a slight grazing of the sideboob, and as a last resort some aggressively handsy spooning. Crippling, fetal-position blue balls often results, remedied only by vigorous, albeit lonely and pathetic masturbation.
"You get some from the old lady last night?"
"Nope. Nothing but a blue balls back rub."
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When you think you hear a Predator Missile go off while play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and you sit there waiting to die.
Barake: I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.... When the hell is this predator missile going to hit? I'm getting blue balls waiting for this Predator Missile to hit.
....*plays for rest of game wondering if maybe it's just really late.*
(Predator missile blue balls... You know you get them also)
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