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When a woman is sitting on the toilet bowl taking a shit and a man or woman is sucking her tits and fingering her.
I had to hold my breathe wile performing the Dirty Del George on Cindy she really was dropping a stinking load.
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the public high school where it’s only filled with white kids. you look into the parking lot and you see audi’s and range rovers everywhere. yes, these are their first cars, and they don’t deserve half the stuff they own. they start school at 9:40 and get out at 1:20. if this seems crazy, they’re also even allowed to leave campus to get lunch too! the teachers suck and they don’t seem to ever be helpful so students aren’t the smartest. the school thinks their sports are super good, but compared to mater dei high school, their football looks tiny. corona del mar is shorted most times to CdM and their sister school is newport harbor, and they are located on the opposite side of the bay. once a year, corona del mar and newport harbor have a football game called battle of the bay or BotB and CdM usually wins cause newport harbor doesn’t have great football. cdm overall is a public high school with snobby white kids who spend most of their time at home since they have 4 hours of school a day.
My friend goes to corona del mar. Her first car was a range rover and she has a gucci belt and a louis vuitton backpack.
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The gay dude on "Degrassi: The Next Generation".
"Marco Del Rossi looks EXACTLY like my brother!"
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Some Spanish guy from WWE who keeps bitching about his "destiny". Says it's to be WWE champion, but he's already been champ twice, and both reigns only lasted like a month anyways. He's also rich as hell, and he even has his own ring announcer. Well known for telling us his name every week and saying we already knew it.
Alberto Del Rio: It is my destiny to become WWE champion!
John Cena: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Kicks Alberto's ass*
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1: A key combination in windows which allows you to end any task in progress. (provided that it's on your computer)
2: A webcomic featuring Penny Arcade ripoffs. Of course, the author won't admit it as "the setup is completely different".
3: A definition about to be deleted by bichty CAD fans.
Fucking computer...hit Ctrl+Alt+Del!
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an ancient Cuban name meaning,"alex of the sun". Usually is a name givin to the contradictive albino new born. Alex del sol's are naturally hyper active as they grow older in age and almost always have a high pitched hissing laugh as similar to that of a chipmunk.
"hey did you just hear that chipmunk giggling?"-cassidy
"no no, that was just an alex del sol"- Cassie
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Taco del rio is a taco/burrtio stand... They make the most greasy food on earth. But there food is the best. Most of the time it upsets your stomach and gives you the shits. But its well worth the pain. The cooks will ask you what kind of sauce would you like chile green or chile red. Never ever get the red. not cuz its hot, but cuz your ass will be on fire for the next 24 hours. There is only one Taco del rio its in La Puente, CA
(Mikeyy) Hey Cobra go get us lunch please
(Cobra) Ok, Lets get taco del rio.
(Mikeyy) Get a extra burrtio for asshole Juan.
(Cobra) Only if I can order his with chile red.
(Mikeyy) Hell yeah... I want him to have the shits
(Juan) OMG I HAVE THE SHITS. I THINK I MADE A CACA IN MY PAINTS.
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