deer stand

A place out in the woods where most rednecks are out waiting for the big buck, but most of the time it is used for drinking, telling lies, and watching porn on their ipods.

Yeah I setted up my deer stand for another season of serious "hunting".

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Deer in the Headlights

Deer in the Headlights is a great game when 2 people dress up in a 1 deer costume and walk in front of cars unexpectedly and hope to not get it.
This is best to do in a neighborhood or school zone.
Best to do at night.

Alex and Greg dressed in a deer costume, walked to the end of the neighborhood, his and waited for oncoming cars to come. Must be at night.
Deer in the Headlights.

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deer hunting

cames from russian "Alenism" which refers to women, who use emotional suppression of husband, to manipulate or comand him. MOst often you can checkthisout if you try to stay at appartements of woman more than for 3 days, even if She invite you to stay. for 3 days nice woman turns into deer hunter who try to comand you, because you live at her appartments.

So technically this is a Venus trap for male when woman try to estrangle man, by coocking food, and comand to man kinda "wash a grill", and if he refuse to so so - next step if strong emotional pushing on him.

Other way you can buy already baked food, and do no have a headache with washing, because it's economically not so nice investment of time (you can compare it to your wage).

Thats why its important to be in equal position to woman, and base relations on love from woman side only (or else - all that dating stuff, will looks lite trading, and gifts of new deer)

I don't want to be another deer of that slut, so i jumpout from that "relations" - i don;t like deer hunting

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deer shining

going out with a bright spot light, looking at does and bucks in rut while yelling 'shes bleeding shes bleeding TIME FOR BREEDING!' then you try to hit a doe with your truck, get some meat and leave it there.

'so what do you do for fun in holmen?'
'we go deer shining and coon bashing'
'thought so'

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deer antlers

While Fucking a girl doggy style the man brings his hands up to his ears spread out and sqweels loudly.

While Jack was pounding jane from behind he gave her a deer antlers right as he blew his load.

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Deer Meat

A girl who is ugly or looks like a duck!!!

Shae thinks she is a 5 star chick but she is a duck or she is deer meat.

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deer kiss

a sloppy, sweet kiss to the lips involving your tongue between your lips. You have to give just a little lick.

Deer kisses for my honey!

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