When you get whiskey dick so bad that you have to use your thumb as a make shift penis
That guy was so drunk last night he had to give that girl the ol’ Perry
Ole Lady refers to a woman whom your relationship status lies somewhere between girlfriend and wife. It projects commitment and still rolls off the tongue better than "That's my girlfriend."
Buddy: "Dang Dale! Who's that you've got hanging on your arm there?"
Dale: "Oh man, you haven't met my ole lady yet now have ya?"
This is an oral sex move performed by the nostrils. You put the clit in one nostril and close the other with your finger. You then blow as hard you can like you are blowing your nose without a tissue. You can also suck in to get that Rasberry affect going on. It feels just as good as a wand vibrator but with more settings.
"Girl, he took me back to his place and gave me an Ol' Texan, I havnt nut like that in years"
"I sneezed on my girls pussy last night, she thought I was given her an Ol' Texan"
Ole' Dirty University is in Norfolk, Virginia and is near the water and the one and only Killam Ave... While being unknown for sports other than field hockey they are known to throw great darties for football games and St. Patties Day.
I go to Ole' Dirty
A loud ass creaking ass shaking ass fan that shakes so much that it could fall at any moment.
No don’t turn on the ol dankis!!
To pronounce oneself as cool in a response where the word “cool” is expected
Iko ol, on that
When your wife/girlfriend unintentionally/intentionally butt dials you whilst getting rocked/plowed/railed for a minimum not limited too of 45 minutes.
“My wife butt dialed me last night, turns out I got the Ol’ Marky”