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Masturbating Over a Porno or Lads Mag
I was 'Reading a magazine' at work the other day
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"Reading is Tech" is what one says when they see they did / said something dumb that could have been avoided if they had simply read the relevant reading.
Oh crap, I didn't see that I wasn't supposed to do that*, reading is tech.
* When referring to doing the wrong homework assignment
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This is what psychics do to you on their séances. Trying to make some sort of connection between you and your significant other by saying some words and asking you: "Does that make any sense to you?"
Code reading example: I've got sb giving me the name Charles is anybody here who knows sb by the name of Charles?
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To read an extremely large document in a very short amount of time. Time to page ratio: one page a minute. If you are really pressed for time: two pages a minute.
It was 1:00 p.m. and I just realized that I had a 38 page reading assignment for my class at 2:00. I found myself power-reading so fast that my vision went black for a second.
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A place one goes to in order to satisfy one's reading needs/urges. The term can be seen as a portmanteau of 'watering hole' and 'reading place'. It can refer to RL (real life) places like a local favorite public library, or online places like a beloved blog or website like Dear Blank Please Blank.
Guy1: "Damn! Riverbend's gone underground! There goes my favorite reading hole..."
Guy2: "That sucks. I loved Baghdad Burning too."
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when you go up a chicks shirt and carress her soft boobs, makeing her nipples hard.
i was reading braille all last night with dorothia. she is so fine, and her boobs were wonderful.
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Entertainments consisting of readings, with music, &c. the price of admission being a penny. they commenced in 1859, and were formerly common, but are now less heard of.
Shall we go the the penny-readings today
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