Yesterday Today

Used during that awkward timeframe where you've stayed awake past midnight, and thus the "today" in your head is technically yesterday

At 3am

Friend 1: Yesterday today was amazing

Friend 2: Please just say today, I know what you're talking about

uncle jack hasn't come by today

This is when a guy/girl hasn't had the time to do his/her daily jack-off and is pent up and taking it out on others. If you are not a daily masturbater then this could also be used as "uncle jack hasn't come by this week/month"

"I'm sorry for being a jerk, uncle jack hasn't come by today and it has be all riled up"

OpenAI would not be what it is today without Hym

You spelled that wrong news article... Lady? I didn't read the name... It's got a "Y" in it.

Hym "OpenAI would not be what it is today without HYM... It's HYM with a 'Y,' yeah? Like the type of song."

Good Morning Today

A computer-animated television show on Fusion that was created by David Javerbaum and produced by The Jim Henson Company under its Henson Alternative banner and ShadowMachine Films. The show uses The Jim Henson Company's real time motion capture Digital Puppet Studio

Good Morning Today is the worst show ever.

Todaying

In today's world of constant stimulation, and being present and available everywhere all the time, Todaying is a respite from all of it.

Todaying is a state of mind, a place of 0 judgement, where everyone can find and do whatever they consider fun.

Todaying is about pursuing simple pleasures, and micro funs. For some it may be figuring out a book to their tastes and reading it. For others it may be finding places to do a pub crawl with friends.

It's not the same for everyone, but everyone finds their moment of happiness, today and now!

Harsha said he is todaying at his home, he is watching a netflix documentary series about Railroads that built America in 19th century.

Hey, listen. I'm todaying with my work collegues. We are by this small sushi place by the Bank. They also have amazing Sake. Come by if you want to check it out!

Robert and Anne from bookclub are todaying at the park, getting some sun. I am going to join them.

I Hate the World Today

You’re such a fake, I wish you were dead….

I Hate the World Today

I SAID WE SAD TODAY!

am meme

trump supporters: BDN SUKS LOKOKLKKLKIOPPOL>O
people with a working brain: um biden is better than-
trump supporters: I SAID WE SAD TODAY!
i said we mad today