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When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.
Calvin loves hiking and sharing his Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee with all his friends.
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A team of hot track stars from the University of Oregon.
Damn the University of Oregon women’s track team is Hot!!
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When someone shits there pants and as it rolls down you wait with your mouth open for it to fall in.
Nate totally got the Oregon Avalanche from me last night
A handjob delivered by a drunk prostitute in an alleyway with the left hand; not necessarily in Oregon.
"I had a bit of a bender last night after we hung out at the bar, ended up getting an Oregon Lefty."
hipster boys, referring to skinny white boys with shaggy hair that are #edgy, paint their nails black, smoke pot, are excruciatingly sarcastic, and probably #sk8. but obviously they’re totally NOT pretentious.
her: yeah, he has old converse and smells like body odor but he’s sooo hot..
him: he sounds like an oregon-boy.
The blood of Gigachads. Used by Zeus when naming his babies to give inspiration. Possibly held in the hands of Phil Swift, the creator of the foodstuffs of Jesus himself. Used in the plastic surgeries of Kylie Jenner.
Jack: Wow, I haven't heard of Oregon Haywater. Grampa, mind telling me about it?
Earl: Jack, my boy, it all begins with the foodstuffs of Jesus...
When a girl puts her menstrual blood into a condom, then freezes it to be used as a toy for sexual pleasure.
Amanda: Last night I used my Oregon Cherry.