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A used condom.
My roommate keeps leaving Detroit Oysters on top of the bathroom trash.
an over-worn pantyliner that smells like the dumpster behind Long John Silvers
I think Jane has an oyster cracker in her dungarees...someone open a window.
An advanced form of the scissors sex position between two women that have severely enlarged meat curtains.
Person #1: "did you hear those weird slapping/suction noises last night?"
Person #2:"oh that was just the lesbians next door oyster-shucking"
Vagina. Probably needs a wash. Can cause cholera, dysentery, or elaborate and grotesque mutations. Having sex with it is not recommended.
Mate... I wouldn't touch a Canvey Oyster with me mates dick.
When you put one or both testicals in her pussy while having intercourse.
I was pearling the oyster while hitting it from the back.
To place one's scrotum (and testicles) into another's mouth.
The slut from Pennsylvania likes to rake oysters in New Jersey.
When you walk into a public restroom and find another male's spunk on the toilet. You are immediately in shock and in need of counseling for your new found PTSD.
"Oooooooooooof there's a toilet oyster"