Pickle Sickle

You slash your pee pee off and grind it into a curved spikey surface and then you stab your wife.

“Pickle Sickle”-Gekyume Onfroy 2019

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Pickled Hard

What happens to the male reproductive organ after being not used for sexual intercourse for an extended period of time.

It's been like ten days since I've gotten any, my wiener is pickled hard.

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pickle stab

Hockey term describing when the offensive player pokes at the puck while it is resting between or around the goalie's legs.

Sidney Crosby pickle stabbed at the puck until it finally squeeked through the goalie's legs.

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pickle

to formulate a plan;usually to get over a crush.

"I need to get over him!"
"I know! You should pickle him."

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pickles on parade

A bad situation to be in. An unfortunate ocurrence.

Ah, I see. Well this IS pickles on parade. For both of us, mind you.

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pickle breath

A really frowsty morning breath caused by a night drinking cheap vinegary wine. Mostly comes accompanied wwith a white slimy tongue and some green unidentifiable bits stuck between the teeth.

I leaned over to give my new lover a kiss in the morning, but my false eyelashes melted when he breathed his repulsive pickle breath on me!

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Poop Pickle

A word made up by a 10-year old from Green Bay, meaning a thoughtless jerk.

My dad is a poop pickle.

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