piped telly

Irish slang for cable television.

We just got piped telly in our gaff.

night piping

an ominous way to say you’re going to sodomize your buddy later that night

Bro 1: “I was thinking about going Night Piping with Garret later”
Bro 2: “Can I come along? That sounds dangerous”
Bro 1: “I don’t think you know what I’m saying.. dawg..”
Bro 2: “Ohhh that gay shit”

Pipe a bitch

To have sexual intercourse with a woman. To "Dick her down."

Jake can't pipe a bitch, pipe a bitch, pipe a bitch. Jake can't pipe a bitch. - Womba Tomba Skeet

healthy pipe

To have an extensive network or client base. Phrase often used in commercial real estate, short for “healthy pipeline”.

Cole has no problem generating new business, thanks to his healthy pipe.

test pipe

A section of piping for an automobile's exhaust system that replaces the catalytic converter for performance reasons.

Dude, you car will breathe better with a test pipe; that stock cat is restrictive!

Goozie Pipe

East Baltimore term for your esophagus or throat.

I was eating that sandwich and it was so dry it got stuck in my goozie pipe going down, hon.

i'd pipe

Verb. A way of saying i'd fuck.

Damn mami your 're so fine i'd pipe.