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When the smell of another human beingโs flatulation is so rancid it can only be likened to the smell of a garbage dump.
John: God! Do you smell that?
Jane: Yeah, Gerald had Mexican for lunch, he has the garbage poots.
A cheeky nickname for a spouse whom you've asked to do something unpleasant, but because you love them.
What are the odds this goes in your butt tonight, poot bucket?
similar to a queef, but from a particularly smelly vagina
Dude, I hooked up with a stank ho last night, and her tuna poots almost made me barf.
Pronounced: "Moo-shh Poot"
The worst smell you could ever imagine. Rank, death, sour, stank
Sometimes spelled like: Mosh Pit
"It smells like straight moosh poot. I'm about to throw up."
"Her breath smelled like moosh poot, so I had to dump her."
A person, while in the act of attempting to shit, decides to grace the entire bathroom with their improvisational percussion skills on their legs or TP holder.
Robert had just walked up to the urinal to do his business, the man sitting in the stall next to him decided to break into a poor attempt at a drum run from Tom Sawyer. Rob immediately rolled his eyes, "Neal Poot, right" he thought.
when someone loses at beruit and they gotta spread their buttcheeks and the winner gets to shoot their load in ur butthole from like a foot away
i aint gay but i shoot the poot on chris like 3 times every weekend hahaha chris you faggot
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