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Pork Pouch

A female's vagina. In other words, a place to store one's penis.

Dayummmn! Look at that pork pouch. It's like a playpen for sausage!

by yerbfwants2cmenekkid December 25, 2010

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Pork Fanny

used to describe a ladies meaty front bottom in the context of it's resemblance to re-formed pork products (eg lorne saussage thinly sliced or billy bear/dino pork).

did you hear that stacy got arrested in KFC for sticking a chicken drummer up her pork fanny.

by Bernhard Matthews March 7, 2008

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Pork Flu

Pork flu: Also known as "We1SoBite1" is a new strain of influenza that traces its origins to Washington DC. Its present mutated form appears to have begun shortly after the omnibus spending bill revealed a severe addiction to pork consumption. Symptoms, which follow within minutes of viewing omnibus spending bills, include shock, fever, nausea, vomiting, and running away screaming to relocate in foreign countries.

Bobo: Hey, what the hell is wrong with Tyler? He was reading the omnibus spending bill online and next thing you know, he's sweating, shaking, throwing up, and mumbling something about moving to the South Pacific. Do you think he's got swine flu?

Yodo: Nah. Just overexposure to earmark spending. It's not swine flu. It's pork flu.

by bethie horton mcjenniejane May 1, 2009

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Pork and Cheese

Cockney Rhyming Slang (UK) for "Portuguese". NOT a derogatory term unless used with another word(s). For example, "check out that fucking pork 'n' cheese wanker!"

There are a lot of Pork 'n' Cheese living over here these days.

by Robbo March 15, 2005

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pork popper

a guy who likes to fuck fat chicks

im an A grade Pork popper

by hamghetti... September 29, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pork Orc

Facially porcine middle manager with greasy skin and absolutely no tact or common sense. Nasty, ill-tempered, whiny, hypocritical, and nonsensical. Lies constantly. Expects employees to violate the laws of physics, time & space, in order to get things done. Basically one of Tolkien's Orcs come to life.

Clyde: This is ridiculous. Joan wants me to move every box on the fifth floor and she want it done in the next twenty minutes! There's over 300 boxes! Why does she do this?

Zeke: Because she's a Pork Orc. Pork Orc! Pork Orc!

by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


pork sword

penis; boy parts; tube steak

Wow what a big PORK SWORD!!!!!!!

His Pork sword was speckled... I think he has been dipping into the cooter crickets!!!

by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 4, 2008

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