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When you get a rash or break out from a hook up
Girl 1: what’s on ur face
Girl 2: ugh just kissers rash
Girl 1: ohhh who’d u get with
1. A chafed butthole from wiping with inferior toilet paper. 2. Wiping several times in one day and not taking a shower for a couple of days.
That shitty gas station toilet paper gave me wiper rash!
ZipRash/ZipperRash/Zeerash/Zrash
Is a general term given to a non life threating symptom that usually occurs as a result of spontaneous intercourse, whereby the male has engaged in intercourse through an open jeans or trouser zipper, causing localised trauma to the penis shaft.
Can also be caused by running Commando for extended periods in tighter fitting attire.
A more innocent form of Zip-rash may sometimes occur directly under a persons chin - as a result of wearing an incorrectly zippered up Cardigan, Jacket or similar.
"who could I turn to.....? my doctor ?? c'mon I only had zip-rash...!!!"
Q:"Good lord... you had blood in your undies........?."
A:"All OK...it's just zip-rash"
"We did it on the dancefloor again... ummm man - i got zip-rash, so i gotta sit down now"
"Guess I didn't wear undies for a week and now i darn got zip-rash again"
Redwood through an open zip may inflict a more painfull and severe zip-rash, thus requiring medical attention.
when you get pepper sprayed in the balls and develop a rash
When ur but plug stretches ur ass wayyyyyyy toooooo much and it makes u uncontrollably shit and poopoo urself
Bro I was trying to squat but I have slash rash and I shit myself half way through my leg day omfg
When one cannot maintain an erection and proceeds to use his tongue to get the job done, licking the oposite sex in the rectum. A Briggsy Rash usually develops the morning after said sexual encounters.
"I was with this bird last night and couldn't get a hard on. Had to lick her out instead and ended up rimming her. Got a right Briggsy Rash this morning."
Blisteringly painful friction burns on the Herman Gelmet from excessive masturbation including varying degrees of second hand man utilisation, normally arising from an all day fappathon.
Jimminy Christmas, Batman!
Even the aloe vera cream is useless against my tug rash!