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The Reaper Report

Illogical/confusing/irrational internet message board posts that combine worldwide news with the writer's daily thoughts on life.

Have you read The Reaper Report from this morning? What is he talking about? It's like a bad car accident, it hurts to look, but you just can't turn away.

by MonkeyFather August 5, 2014


howlett report

The vet's medical-diagnostic statement about the overall health of your prize huntin' hounds.

Backwoods hippie: Well, the vet's howlett report gives my dogs a clean bill of health, so I reckon they're all ready for the spring huntin'-trials.

by QuacksO March 22, 2017


Roblox report system

Useless report system that uses AI

The Roblox report system never works lol

by TheBludgeonOfDeath July 19, 2024


Revolutionary reporter

A reporter that writes fact.

-I did read a column in Washington Post the other day written by an "revolutionary reporter". -What kind of reporter is that, a revolutionist? No he is revolutionary in the sense, that you can always trust that what he writes, is facts.

by Shoreline1 April 3, 2017


Blocked and reported

The act in which someone blocks and spam reports another person trying to get them banned on Xbox because they are not valued as a friend and can see when they are not wanted

“I do value you as a friend
BLOCKED AND REPORTED

by Wild Warren December 13, 2020


The Bowel Report

The lengthy and unwanted description of disgusting medical problems and alerts the elderly will occasionally inflict on their relatives. Lacking a polite way to beg off, one must sit through the nauseating stories of consistency, texture, and medicating that ensue.

Well, it turns out your grandfather doesn't need lunch today; Too bad I had to sit through the Bowel Report to find that out.

by Arrackon May 29, 2010


If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.

If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.

If you text me or comments been limited again, I will report to police and crazy don from ITE COLLEGE WEST. I’m just 23 years old migrate.

by sdinaz October 25, 2023