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The art of driving around and purposely pissing off other drivers.
A road troll decides when and where and who to troll on. One bad move can result in a deadly accident OR a speeding ticket.
Example One: You just turned right into a two lane street. There is a car trying to pass you but you match their speed and don't let them pass. The other driver flips you off before switching back into your lane behind you.
Example Two: In a packed parking lot, a loser looking for a space asks you "Hey are you leaving?" "No!" You sit in your car until they leave and then you back up and leave. Someone else gets that space.
Example Three: You turn right on to a two lane road. There is a driver trying to pass you because you are too slow because you just merged into the street. You floor the gas pedal (DANGEROUS) and they angrily get back into your lane. WHERE THEY BELONG.
"Hey guess what I did yesterday?"
"What?"
"I hella road trolled on this old ass lady at the college. She asked if I was leaving and with the most serious face I said "No, I'm getting a book". Someone else got the space"
"Road trolling!"
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Fieldfare Road is situated in carisbrooke, Isle Of Wight, a lovely place to live, near argos and full of friendly people.
Great place to be as it's near newport and no chavs there at all, like carisbrooke
The Road consists of 8 closes/rises/ways, all named after birds. These include (From Nearest To Argos) Linnet Close, Kestral Way, The Finches, Goldcrest Close, Kingfisher Close, Wheater Close, Lark Rise, Winchat Close.
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Dude Where do you live?
Fieldfare Road
Nice :D
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The frozen, brown lumps of snow, salt and sand that fall off your vehicle in the winter.
I just spent a half hour shoveling the road poop off the garage floor.
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Road dogging is the act of hanging out with a friend or travel companion and participating in an activity or sport with that person.
Skater dude: Let's go road dogging tonight!
Tiff: What do you want to do?
Skater Dude: Let's grab 40's and drink them at the park.
Tiff: I'm down. But let's take a shot of tequila first - I'm thirsty!
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K road, or Karangahape Road, is an Auckland commercial street, famed for having whores in the alleys.
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To be violently pentrated from behind, or 'fucked', metaphorically.
"Dude how's the divorce going?"
"Not great man, she seriously dirt roaded me."
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This is the part of the lady between her arse and fanny. It smells of fish and its not far from a shit hole.
Ive clocked up a few miles on the road to Grimsby
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