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A handsome man with a huge penis and is a ladies man. He is mainly athletic, tough, dedicated to what he does, and is smart.
That aaron russell kid, yeah, he is super cute
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A comedian from Britain who has his own show (Russell Howard's Good News) and also appears on Mock the Week and on stage.
He is very funny, and makes jokes out of hilarious news stories, but sometimes throws in his unique perspective on life.
He has a lazy eye, which some sad people can't seem to understand as the reason for "His annoying twitch", and he lives in Warwickshire.
I would suggest watching his shows, they really make you laugh and feel better.
He also coined the phrase Tatty Bojangles.
Russell Howard: I think the papers are making Britain a worse place to live, don't you think?
Just the unremitting horror of the daily express, they might as well just get rid of news and print
DON'T GO OUTSIDE! IT'S FULL OF QUEERS, BLACK AND CRIME, OH IF ONLY DIANA WERE HERE!
They're all the same; the daily mail every day "ASBOS, muslims, speed camera, speed camera,
ASBOS, muslims, speed camera- then the sun: Are you a paedo? Are you? Are you?Have a bang at her tits, 16 today, are you a paedo!?". The Independent, you try and read it, it's like it's grabbing you by the throat: "ARE YOU RECYCLING?! ARE YA?! YOU'VE JUST KILLED A POLAR BEAR, YOU!". All the while, The Guardian's in the corner, fanning itself with a wall-chart: "You silly little things. Tell 'em, Telegraph." "CRICKEET! CRICKEEET!" It's too much!"
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An actor who thinks he can sing. Possessor of the largest ego known to mankind, he is a perfect asshat. Well known for the movie Gladiator, bar brawls, biting people, and fucking married co-stars.
Russell Crowe will never work in this town again!!!
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A poor smelly lill jewish boy who lives in millville with his dad and Two sisters, I feel bad for him!
Damn!! Whens the last time you took a shower
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A Russel Westbrook is a person or a baby who doesn’t stop crying
1.man i can smell canada from the united states i guess i’m Russel Westbrook
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The Quarterback of the Seattle Seahawks, who is also owned by the Atlanta Falcons. No matter what he does, he will have a big fat dirty bird dick up his butt.
He is also the owner of the New Orleans Aints
Russel Wilson is a great Seahawk quarterback, and hes taking the seahawks to a Super bowl. He has yet to make the saints relevant as Owner of the New Orleans saints
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Russel the Tussel is the most fearsome pirate to ever sail the seven seas. When children see him, they are stricken with fear. He walks silently through hallways before raping his son brutally. He is a force to be reckoned with.
Russel the Tussel crept through the hallways, and he lunged into his son's room, and fucked him with his pirate meat cutlass
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