STD Containment Chamber

a hoe that manipulates unintelligent men or women into sex, with its only purpose being to accumulate as many STDs as possible. Has the potential to create a new STD.

dude i nearly had another run-in with the std containment chamber, do you think it's gonna end up catching me?

Your family is an std

Even wprse than your granny tranny or your family tree LGBT.

Tom: ur mom gay
Alex: Your family is an STD
Tom: *instantly explodes into a black hole*

STD Containment Breach

When an STD Containment Chamber passes her genetic fuck-up onto an unsuspecting sex victim and releases their condition to a new person.

Clara: "Ajani, I need to tell you something about last night"
Ajani: "What is it?"
Clara: "I'm an STD Containment Chamber, I passed my condition on to you, fuck you"
Ajani: "WHAT? FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK OFF, FUCK YOURSELF, DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE, HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME AN STD CONTAINMENT BREACH!"

STD Sex Roulette

Exactly how it sounds. Imagine Russian Roulette, but instead of a gun with 1 bullet, you have an orgy with several potential sexual partners, one of whom can give you an STD.

Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

Person A: I think I have syphilis.
Person B: Cheer up, buddy. Look at the bright side. Maybe you can play STD Sex Roulette now?

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NCD, got STD.

No can do, got stuff to do.

Hey, wanna get together with the Kid, Pirate and Ninja tomorrow for dinner and drinks?

NCD, got STD.

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poor man's std test

A cheap way to find out what you may or may not have caught from having sex, comprised of having unprotected sex with a girl, then calling her a week later and telling her that your ex girlfriend called and said she tested positive for HIV. The fear caused by this little white lie will incite said girl to go get checked out. Within a week she will call you and let you know what you have or don't have.

Guy 1: "Man. I really wish I had health insurance."

Guy 2: "Why?"

Guy 1: "I've been with so many whores lately, I'd be surprised if I didn't have something, and I can't afford to go to the doctor to get checked out."

Guy 2: "Well now you can thanks to the Poor Man's STD Test!"

STD grab-bag

a common insult meaning "someone who randomly gives Sexually Transmitted Deseases" usually directed toward enemies or overpriced prostetutes

Enemy: You call that a penis? That's pathetic.
Homie 1: Your cock may be large, but I bet you're an STD grab-bag.

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