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A song by Chance the Rapper that goes hard and samples a Jamie Foxx bit.
bro did you hear I Might Need Security?
yeah chance went off that shit was fire
A fake cyber-security business created by Alameen Karim Merali as the CFO that runs with his alter ego Madeline Escobar as the CEO, whose actually a porn star.
The business Dark Horse Security Inc. has seen success in the cyber-security world regardless of it being fake, and is in the news.
The most successful Enterprise team based out of the Electrical & Computer Engineering Department at Michigan Technological University.
Consists of undergraduate students who are focused on securing the future through thoughtful use of technology. The student-led company combines a rich educational experience in engineering design with team building, project management, and original product development.
The students involved in Blue Marble Security thrive academically and socially at Michigan Tech. They also are very good at broomball.
Jane: Woah! Did you just see that robot? It was shooting blue flames. Who made it?
Tom: That is one of Blue Marble Security's projects. If you think that is cool, you should see what else they create.
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The security are some gay motherfuckers. Theres a black man that looks like frozone he usually yells at kids of the age of 12-16
Aye bro you see that freehold mall security gard he looks like frozone
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1. That Roblox subgroup of that Sci-fi group (AKA: PBST) where an Orion Pirate works at.
2. That organization where some jacked cadet was working for, and had to kill multiple people working for another organization.
3. A subgroup of Pinewood Builders where Cadets get ranked, to the title of "Tier 1", then after two weeks, get "Tier 2", the after an evaluation plus consensus, "Tier 3" and eventually get demoted.
4. An organization where some unique person (the person writing this) in that group works at.
1.
Tier 2 Officer: Say, have you seen Star Trek?
Tier 1 Officer: No.
Tier 2 Officer: There's an Orion pirate working for Pinewood Builders Security Team as a trainer.
2.
TMS Sergeant: Oh God, that ain't good.
TMS Operative: It's that Salty Cadet!
*Gets their necks snapped by Salty Cadet*
3.
Newbie Tier 1: At least this rank will be good.
*Gets promoted to Tier 2*
Newbie Tier 2: Now we're getting somewhere!
*Gets pronounced to Tier 3*
Newbie Tier 3: Okay, now we're going to perfect territory!
*Gets demoted back to Cadet*
Cadet: Damnit.
4.
PBST/PET Fan: (Says OP's handle)
Me: Yes?
PBST/PET Fan: Can I have a photo?
Me: No.
PBST/PET Fan: Okay!
*Proceeds to snap photo*
Me: OH THATS IT BUDDY!
*Proceeds to beat them up with a baton until they're oofed*
A club with a very good board and an even better ManComm and the best Working Comm.
That club is a Manipal Information Security Team.
When a male or female feels uncomfortable having sex in someone else's house or apartment. They can only fornicate in listening distance of their parent(s).
Boy: "Hey baby, wanna come back to my apartment so we can have some alone time?"
Girl: "I'm not a huge fan of sleeping with you at your place, I would feel more comfortable with you pounding me in my parents guest room."
Boy: "Thats the room next to your parents?"
Girl: "I know" (wearing a very dirty smile)
Boy: "You definitely have security blanket sex syndrome, I should probably go look for someone else, but I think your hott so I'll be by in a little bit"
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