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A band thats just like Death Cab For Cutie, only a lot poppier.
14 year old teenybopper: OMFG HAVE YOU HEARD THAT SONG SUCH GREAT HEIGHTS ON MTV IT IS LIKE SOOO GOOD AND THE BEAT IS SOOO CATCHY THE POST OFFICERS ARE LIKE MY FAVORITE BAND EVER!!!!
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When a girl dives upon your premature ejaculation to avoid it hitting her sheets. For extended fun, angle the load towards her ear so it resembles a secret service ear piece.
Dude, I was just about to pre-jac and then she dove like the Secret Service and took one for her country.
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To take care of oneselfs sexual urges
Mum sees son in room
Mum: how.cold you self service in my house
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an organization that provides services for the poor - - service is an act done to benefit the poor/needy.
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Girlfriend services. 1. To act like a real girlfriend and provide company and companionship in return for payment or other consideration or gifts. 2. To provide sexual services of a vanilla nature for payment. Unlike PSE (pornstar experience), GF Services excludes hard deep-throat, s&m, water sports or anal sex.
She's not really my actual girlfriend, she's just this girl I pay for GF services when I'm lonely or bored.
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A paid service of which a man pays to stick his Dooley in unique places.
"Dooley services, how may I assist you?"
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