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Female living in Shorewood, Fox Point, or Bayside. Drives a SUV or 3-series BMW, wears winter scarves in early summer, wooly sweaters, and duck shoes. Has never been out of the northshore area for fear of colored people. Can't drive worth a damn either.
Damn, did you see that north shore nancy's f-d up parking job?
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A small town located in central Pennsylvania that resides along the Susquehanna River. Since the beginning of the popular television show "Jersey Shore" on MTV, the town has begun acquiring new familiarities. Many people inquire about the geographical location of Jersey Shore which is, in fact, no where near any shore-like body of water. Students that attend Jersey Shore area highschool are often asked if they celebrate by fist pumping, and if many of the girls sport a "poof". Sadly this is mostly untrue, and the students are for the most part down to earth, wholesome, and untanned. The school is debatably more famous for it's required Square-Dancing class than it's oiled-up guidos and guidettes. Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania is disappointingly nothing like the reality show. Although, many would argue it's equally as exciting and should in fact get its OWN reality show.
Guy from out of state: AHH DUDE! You're from Jersey Shore?! You wanna go do some GTL and hit up a few grenades?! IT'S T-SHIRT TIME!
Guy from Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania: I'm sorry, I hate to disappoint you but I live no where even close to a beach. But if you would like to do something we could go kayaking in Pine Creek and then go to Santino's for a cheesesteak?
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Shore Acres is a pleasant suburban retirement community located in Maryland. A haven for antiquing, Shore Acres boasts quiet streets, well-manicured lawns and a quaint imitation-Colonial church that can be toured between 2 and 4 PM on any weekday save Tuesdays. Shore Acres Click is an imaginary gang invented on the internet by a small group of white teenagers who reside in Shore Acres with their grandparents. The only requirement for membership is the inability to spell "clique."
Me and my homies in the Shore Acres Click used to smoke hella pot while we watched Total Request Live, until my Nana found our stash and took it away. Yeah boyee!
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An abbreviation for LSD (Lake Shore Drive)
“Let’s take a trip down Lake Shore Drive”
The act of physically placing the entire cast of Jersey Shore in a triangular formation, just like bowling pins, at the entrance or exit ramp to any major freeway to buffer the damages from any potential accident. (It is recommended to have plenty of taffy and hair cair products to keep their interest while they are in said formation)
Hey Tommy I just set up another Jersey Shore barrier by the Lincoln Tunnel.Those kids are dumb as tree trunks. God willing someone's been drinking way too much to drive and swerves left and puts us all out of our misery. Plus, I threw a couple spike stips out there to kind of help our odds.!
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Non-psychotic depression occurring during the first few hours/days after watching new episodes of Jersey Shore. The sufferer may feel worthless, without purpose, distraught and in extreme causes suicidal in the belief that their sole reason for being has been taken away from them. Usually following a short period of elation due to the extreme attachment the sufferer has to the TV show and the fulfilment of their desire, much like an addiction. The depression most often occurs when the subject realises they have, in fact, a whole week to wait for another new episode and have to go 'cold turkey' for this time.
Nah bro, I got a bad case of post-shore depression in here
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unknown to anyone who doesn't live in virginia.
Guy from New York: Where is the eastern shore of virginia?
Guy from California: I dunno, somewhere in Florida?
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