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The act of having a 600 pound woman sit on you.
“Jades kinks include squashing, (having her 600 pound girlfriend sit on her and sucking up her burps”
Squash-Mouth: Oh my God look at Dr. Doe. I'm squash mouthing all over him.
When the lie that your in the middle of telling fails
'There is absolutely, absolutely, no such thing as... MONSTERS!!!' Was such a Lie Squash
When you shit the bed and a fat girl cums along and sits on it
Last nights cobble squash had me shook...... That much cheek but no squash ?/Like tf/?
A white as hell male that was previously a burnt zucchini, but has upgraded to the next level.
Dalton used to be a burnt zucchini but he is now a roasted squash!
A name for your friends snapchat group
I can't wait to send this snap to my chummy squash group. They're going to LOL so hard.
When somebody is pissing you off
Random guy: your kinda gay. Me: your really jacking my squash right about now