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A flexible synthetic squid that has a camera in it which can be used in undercover operations since nobody would suspect a rubber squid might contain a hidden camera.
I got myself one of them popular squid GoPro devices; I totally plan to take it everywhere I go from now on.
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When a combination of blood, semen and feces is pushed out of the anus after a large amount of rough first time anal sex.
"I didn't know it was his/her first time having anal sex, he/she sprayed squid juice all over me!"
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squid fuck is where you are naked fucking a squid in a bed beside your best friend who is a girl also naked fucking a squid and that repeats 8 times
asdf squid fuck
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When you shit like mad, even worse than explosive diarrhoea
After that curry last night, I’ve got a bad case of squid arse. It is flying out of me
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A trendy Asian person. (Based on the videogame Splatoon)
My Asian homie was caught wearing a fly hoodie and some joggers with the rest of his squid kid squad.
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A random noob's dick was trapped in a small hole cuz he try to put it in.
A: LOOK AT THAT DUDE
B: Ethan the squid!
A: ALRIGHT, ETHAN THE NOOB
B: YES, MUCH MORE BETTER
A sex move which integrates human semen, diarrhoea, and lots of period blood to form a sticky, thiccc, black substance which resembles ink.
Earlier, at dinner, I roofied my wife with 4 times the legal limit of horse laxatives. I then took her to the bedroom and proceeded to insert my Erraculous deep into her period ridden vag. I then pounded that bitch into oblivion for 16 hours straight before pulling my blood covered cock and pushing it into her anal cavities which was ripe and full of litres, no, gallons of sloppy poo. After another 4 hours of anal plundering, I then felt to urge to ejaculate, so i pulled my massive rock-hard cock out and proceeded to finish on her face, covering her in a mass of shit, blood and my dirty, syphilis infected semen to create a black, sticky mass on her face. She got "The Inky-Squid."
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