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A giant cock sucking cunt who can't keep her pants on around even the ugliest boys. She is a bisexual asshole who will ask do do u during class.
Violet stanley you r a whore
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Filling the office Vacuum Cleaner or Steam Cleaner with shit, as a result, putting loads of feces into the Office Carpets, making the Janitor's job worse.
Chad: I pulled a Stanley Steemer on the Janitor.
Mike: nice one dude
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When a guy is banging a bitch in the asshole in a sauna. just before he nuts his goo in her he pulls out, thus leaving a gaping hole, and he then stuffs a hot rock in the cavity of poo. Quickly, while she is screaming, he then grabs the pre-placed handy 1 gallon bucket of boiling water and dumps it down her throat, not spilling a drop. At the same time he proceeds to pee on the rock surface exposed through the asshole. The bitch will have steam coming out of her ass and boiling water steam coming out of her mouth.
"Dude, she got the stanley steamer. Her shit will never be the same..."
"The last time I stanley steamed my wife, she didn't even see it coming."
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in connection with sexual intercourse the proverbial "Stanley Cup" is a Game within a mostly lesbian sexual act called Canada's History involving maple syrup as a lubricant. The winner of the "Stanley Cup" reiceves oral pleasuring from the losing parties.
Girl 1:
Why was Susan in such a good mood today?
Girl 2:
When we studied Canada's History last night Susan won the Stanley Cup and therefore we had to eat her out while licking all of the maple syrup off her cunt.
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Poop on the rug, crap in the lap.
She was tired of the usual Cleveland Steamers so she had me give her a Stanley Steamer.
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When a guy catches his own fart in his hand, and then gifts it to the face of his unsuspecting girlfriend or wife. Contrast with Buttercup, which is when the lucky guy gets the same treatment from his girl; she catches one of her own and gifts it to his face (a rarely performed but incredibly beautiful courting ritual).
Paul tenderly gave Sheila a Stanley Cup for their anniversary, catching his excrescence in his hand and covering her sleeping face until her eyes slowly opened wide in realization of his wonderfully thoughtful gift.
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An extremely short, extremely Portuguese, alcoholic. He spends most of his time masturbating his German Shepard and fucking goats.
Hey someone stop Stanley Bettencourt. He is headed to the goat barn with his hip boots on.
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