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When you reach Jamaica Station also known as Baboon Station.
T: Yo bro the next station is Jamaica Station! Hurry and chug your beer! We gotta transfer!
B: Do you mean Baboon Station? Yeah we're not going to survive. We. Are. White.
Former Group 935 facility on the moon, now radioactive dust where the Moon used to be.
Griffin station was destroyed because of Dr. Groph's lack of proper security measures
an instrument of destruction; the choice weapon for multi-billion dollar industries in the USA.
They raise prices several times a day. Sometimes peaking at $100 a gallon.
-Did you go get gas today at the gas station?
-No, it's too expensive. It's about $40 a gallon right now!
-Holy crap! I'd rather spend some money on a male stripper.
-Me too, man. Guys are more fun than going bankrupt.
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An awesome band that is appealing to those in their teenage years. They write their own music consisting of sex- related content. Sadly many teens don't like their music but honestly everyone 13+ is craving something of the sort.
Person A: Hey! what's up?
Person B: I am so MAD!
Person A: Why are you mad, did i do something?
Person B: It isn't you, but I can't convince my mom to let me go to the Metro Station concert that is in a few weeks. And i really wanted a meet-and-greet.
Person A: I am sorry for your loss.
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Well lets see.
Hot
hot
and more hot.
amazing singers.
the end.
I just love listening to Metro station, the singers are way hott.
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A shitty college town in Texas. The inhabitants, who are very similar to The Hills Have Eyes people, enjoy having anal sex with their cousins, getting shitfaced at Northgate, being fucking obsessed with George W. Bush, going to KKK meetings, and filming and producing farm animal pornography. These mongoloids are often seen dipping tobacco, chewing tobacco, and wearing white sheets with cut-out eyeholes. Enter with extreme caution... especially you colored folks.
Wait, why did Tyrone move to College Station?!
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CS-Conservative Shithole
You going to A&M-Have fun living in the conservative hell of College Station
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