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The art of boosting the price of a service because of how incompetent and thoughtless the customer was.
...Little shit asked me to go do a job at 8 PM! I told him no, and he said "How about tomorrow, after lunch?". I accepted, though I still put a fifty dollar Asshole Tax on it.
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Taxing your friends or partners by taking a portion of they're meal.
Friend 1:"Hey you just jacked my fries!!!"
Friend 2:"I didn't jack them! That was Friend Tax."
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we all did it don't lie or i will kill you in your sleep
my uncle commited tax fraud
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Cathy: If it weren't for the vagina tax, I'd be making $100 large this year.
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This also applies to any car part from Japan, especially motors. Even if they offer no benefit over those available elsewhere (or are actually worse due to parts availability and shady importers) ricers will pay HUGE amounts of money for them. The tax is only increased if the motor was ever mentioned in an anime or used for early drifting.
You could build a B20 frankenstein motor with 225hp using parts from a CR-V and Integra for junkyard prices, but ricers STILL pay thousands for a worn out, probably stolen 200hp "JDM" motor.
Then there's the JDM wheels and body parts, which can cost thousands for no benefit at all. Ricer Tax is especially huge for JDM wheels, even if they're tiny, ugly and offer no benefit over a decent set of aftermarket wheels.
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The half of your health you have to give to get in range of hol horse players.
dumb hol horse players man, always making me pay The Hol Tax to even land one hit. Who at capcom thought this character was balanced?
(Noun) the money spent on gifts or treats for one's significant other, in order to show devotion to said significant other.
Also may refer to the money spent in the efforts to begin a relationship with a prospective partner.
May be abbreviated to RT or R-Tax
e.g.
1. "He'll suffer tonnes of relationship tax with a girl like that."
2. "She paid a lot of relationship tax buying him that car."