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Tenderizing the Meat

It like holding a person hostage but you still kill him. You use him as bait kind of.

Buttsniff |||: Can you kill me now?
Me: NO! I'm tenderizing the meat.

by Julio Guadelupe is a good boy March 21, 2018


Salad tender

Someone who doesn’t wanna be called a salad tosser

Curtis is a salad tender

by Flashkk October 4, 2020


Tenderism

Derived from the word Terrorism, It is the ONE & ONLY religion allowed in the Tenderverse and is mandatory for ANY & ALL tender verse residents to worship. It consists of the Residents bowing down to Tenders and reading the Tenderbal to survive and keep them out of The Hole. Bad things will happen to the residents who don't abide by Tenderism.

Tenderverse Resident: "I don't like tenderism!"
Tenders: *Eats.* *throws into THE Brain Hole*

by FastAir May 21, 2024


Tour tenders

Groupies

The sound guy is putting a couple of tour tenders in the bus for after the show.

by Redurban80 May 24, 2020


whore tender

A bartender that has to sleep with people to have customers.

She's such a whore tender.

by Thepurplenurple5000 April 23, 2017


Beat it with a meat tenderizer

Simply, to beat something with a meat tenderizer. Quite thrilling.

Person 1: Man that girl Sarah beat it with a meat tenderizer.
Person 2: Aw coo- wait what does that mean??
Person 1: Uh she beat it with a meat tenderizer, obviously.

by Keouiiii February 15, 2020


Tenderized meat

To beat your meat so hard so often it becomes an odd texture and the cum is chunkier than ever.

Man, I got Tenderized Meat last night!

by Femboy Forklifter August 27, 2023