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An asshole that has not been properly cleaned before anal sex. The asshole is still steaming with feces and other nastiness. Stank, smelly, and otherwise unpleasant.
After Mike took a dump he left shit all over the handle of the hammer after shoving it up his asshole.
Dude, she must have had a musty hole because when i pulled out my dick was brown
A hole into which everything goes.
This is the square. Do you know which hole it goes into? That's right, it goes into the square hole!
This is the rectangle. Which hole does it go into? That's right, it goes into the square hole too!
*5 minutes later*
This is the truncated dodecahedron. Do you know which hole it goes into?
(pause)
That's right! It goes into the square hole too!
Either a man or women who pokes holes with needles in contraceptives in hopes of trapping their friend with benefits.
Rey: Hey bro i just got off the phone with Nikki and she's prego.. WTF am i gonna do?
JHill: well stupid ass did you use protection?
Rey: yes every time!
JHill: Did you bring the condoms or did she?
Rey: well when we were at my house we used mine and when we were at her house we used hers, why?
JHill: You always ALWAYS bring your own... She's a hole poker!
A perverse suggestion you might make to someone who has deeply angered you as you drop your pants, turn around and bend over, offering them an unobstructed view of your asshole.
I have a great idea: talk to the hole!
What the resident's of Northern Maine call the people from Southern Maine, most of whom migrated from Massachussetts.
One Mainer says to another, " Those MASS-HOLES are everywhere !"
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An orifice in the human body that has been expanded to extraordinary dimensions, usually after it has been summarily destroyed by a fierce smashing or train. Similar in appearance to the giant hole used to kick the Persians down in the movie "300".
Did you hear about that train the swim team ran on that single mother? By the time it was Gary's turn, he said it was a real Spartan Hole.
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a natural body of water used by all the cool kids in a given area. uncool kids aren't welcome there, and if they go to the swimming hole, they are often beat down. its much better than a pool, as there is no supervision! a great place to party on hot summer nights! way better than a field party, because you can swim and still have a huge bonfire!
meet us at the swimming hole at dark-thirty!
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