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Here is one of the days where you can have an extra birthday but your gift is free sex. Anyone you want.
You: “Hey guess what!”
Someone: “What?”
You: “It’s my birthday!”
Someone: “Your birthday was..”
Me: “Shh, it’s April 26th.. So let’s head to my house ;)”
The day a awesome dude was born.
Its April 26th: boy 1
It should be a national holiday: boy 2
April 26th is National Fuck a Nathan Day.
Grab your bestest friend Nathan & have some fun!
“Hey Nathan, want to fuck?”
“No Why”
“It’s April 26th, which is National Fuck a Nathan Day”
This day produces the funniest, sexiest, good looking people you will ever lay eyes on. If you see someone born on this day, make sure to personally thank them for existing and compliment their brilliance.
26th February - If born on the second month, you must buy them brunch.
A birth date of true wonders. If you are reading this and were not born on the 26th February then you will never truly be able to grasp the true phenomenon which is this date and the miraculous individuals who were bestowed upon this green earth at this historical time.
"is it true you were born on the 26th February"
"yes, yes I was"
"then please, if you would be ever so kind to gift me the opportunity to suck your toes"
The day to ask them out!
Ask out ur crush!
Hey, it's 26th February ya know..
O-oh?
I kind of like you..
A day with "love", This is time to ask your crush out! But its a prank
Amie:hey Jay I like you....
Jay:me to...
Amie:JUST KIDDING ITS 26TH DECEMBER HAHA