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When a guy eats out a girl when she is on her period. and when he pulls off he has blood all over his chin.
I did the bleeding tiger when my girl friend was on her period.
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The a girl's period, it gets its name cause its called "that week"
Rob: "look at John puking"
Jim: "John, whats wrong?"
John "Well it was dark, and I was in bed with Jen, and I went down to eat her, and she was having her fucking one week bleed!"
Rob/Jim: "FUCKING GROSS"
Rob "have my colt 45, you need it"
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A menstrual-like bleeding from the anus, whilst the anus-bleeder is ecstatic about it. Any gender can have their anus bleed.
Person 1- Dude...your anus is bleeding.
Person 2- I know...yay! My anus is bleeding!!!
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When a dentist anesthesizes a female patient, yanks out all of her teeth with plyers and proceeds to fuck her face.
Yeah, I ran into a girl from high school at the office. She was looking good, so instead of filling her cavity, I made her give me a Bleeding Gums Murphy.
She's not looking so good anymore.
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throwing your head back when your mouth get to the base of the penis while giving a blowjob as if you had a nose bleed.
John loves my blowjobs but says he wishes i would throw in an oklahoma nose bleed
Just a longer version of saying you have wax in your ear
Person 1: Dawg turn around I see something in yo ear bruh
Person 2: *Turns around*
Person 1: Your ears are bleeding, your ears dirty as fuck
When your lips have swollen so they look like pussies
"Wtf Yo g your lips look like bleeding dog pussy man"