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Butter Age

The first of the five ages of bovine. Followed by the Cream Age, Cheese Age, Milk Age & the Whey Age.

Whoa to you oh children of the beef tits; for once we dwelt in the butter age yet now we dwell in the age of whey.

by Amoebabadass January 10, 2018

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Butter the bread

To perform a very smooth landing in an aircraft. The bread refers to the runway

Plane spotter 1: did you see that A330 butter the bread
Plane spotter 2: yeah I got it on video

by AaronDynamics13 April 25, 2020


Magical Butter

Magical Butter is what people call weed butter, cannabutter and pot butter. People use the butter to make cookies or brownies.

It is also the name of the machine that makes pot butter, weed butter, cannabutter, cannaoil, green dragon, and tincture.

I used Magical Butter in my pot brownies, and I still haven't landed. I only eat cookies if they are Magical Butter cookies?

by Pot Brownies March 31, 2013


Grandpa Butter

The various oils, bodily fluids, and dead skin from an older male 60+ years of age churned and refrigerated into a beautiful golden-brown stick of Grandpa Butter.

I went to my grandparents house and took a stick of Grandpa Butter out of the fridge and buttered my toast. I ended up with a chunk of dead skin stuck between my teeth.

by SilvasaurusRex March 4, 2015


Exotic Butters

A meme Originating from Five Nights At Freddy's: Sister location. At the start of the fifth night, "Eggs Benedict" (The name given to the player on night 1 by Handunit, an artificial intelligence designed for maintinence) is offered a variety of gift baskets as a reward for a week's work. Predictably, HandUnit misinterprets his choice and, instead of picking a basket of fruits, nuts, flowers, or cash, instead chooses for him the completely random option of "exotic butters". The basket then shows up as a clickable object in the 'Extras' menu, where clicking just repeats the phrase 'exotic butters'. The utter absurdity of it quickly reached memetic status.

HandUnit- "As a reward for completing your first week, the company is giving you a complementary gift basket of your choice, the cost of which will be deducted from your pay. We have baskets containing Fruits, Nuts, Flowers, and the ever popular cash basket. Using the keypad, please type the first few letters of the basket you would like to recieve."

Player- "I want the cash basket!" (attempts to type cash)

Handunit- "It seems you had a bit of trouble with the keypad. I see what you were trying to type, and I will now autocorrect it for you. Thank you for selecting: EXOTIC BUTTERS."

Player- "Oh for the love of..." (Proceeds to facepalm)

by Praxys October 14, 2016

270๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Butter Dog

Dog with the butter, Butter Dawg.

Dog with the butter on, Butter dawg, the butter dog

by JoeBidenPog October 27, 2020

200๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


butter banger

An incredibly smooth and appealing song.

Yo! that new A Tribe Called Quest song is a real butter banger.

by MaxxBadForJerky May 11, 2017

49๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž