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An emergency can be as personal and small as a bad hair day or as big as trying to improvise during the shortages caused by the COVID-19 pandemic. It can be silly or serious. How do you emergency is a question that travels between the two to provide a sense of empathy and comedic relief.
Some examples of how one might emergency-
-whisper
-eat tacos
-sing in the shower
-dance wen there is no music
-become horizontal
-dress your best
-stretch your fingers
-pull your toes
-walk indoors
-walk outdoor
-take pictures of what you see
-make lists
-open to page 85
-make a diorama
-place stickers in obscure places
-procure dust bunnies
-write a poem about an orange
-clean up an ant spill
-manage microwaves
-exit the window to the rooftop
-pull the e-brake
-make magic out of wood sticks
-pull up grass blades
-clap your hands
-snap your fingers
-tap your toes
How do you emergency? These days I emergency by counting my chickens and collecting hail.
"Alberta emergency alert system"
A horrible alert system that you can't understand and doesn't appear until it's to late
TV. "BEEP! This is an alberta emergency alert. A... (Unrecognizable automated speech)"
Me: "I hope that was nothing important because I COULDNT HEAR A DAMN WORD! Stupid alberta emergency alert system!"
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The October 4 Emergency Alert was a test that took place on October 4, 2023. On October 4, FEMA annouced they were goi g to set a test alarm and they claimed it would be one of the loudest sound in history. Over a millions of phones in the U.S went off. After it happened, people claimed it was not loud at all and it was disappointing.
Everyone: *covers ears*
The alarm: *beeeeeep, beeeeeep*
Everyone: -_-
*October 4 Emergency Alert Test was boring*
The Aperture Science brand Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah.
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during intercourse, a participant can immediately leave the situation by just pushing his hands off the pelvic area and flip away. this will give god power to the applicant and will get him a free taco at Walmart. this godly being will also have an extremely long penis
Carl committed an emergency exit double handed push power flip 1000, a very slick move, on Debra and she never spoke to him again.
Music playlist on your phone/ipod/laptop that you only play when your in a bad mood
Parent: Get up to you room right now !
Me: Time for some heavy listing from the emergency playlist
to find lovers , especially at the young adult age
Honey bees emerges and mate , after which the female will lay eggs .