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A total badass that every man wants to be when they get older. His commercials show just how pussified society has become in the past 50 years.
"I dont always drink beer, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis."
"Stay thirsty my friends."
Quoted from The Most Interesting Man in the World
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One of Spike TV's best shows. This game show from Japan, poorly dubbed on purpose by sex-starved perverts, features contestants who do the craziest and most dangerous tasks in order to help their team win.
Some of the best parts of the Most Extreme Elimination Challenge show are the Log-Drop, Boulderdash, Sinkers and Floaters, Pole Riders, Domonoes, and Wall Bangers.
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You (no takebacks) <3333
Person 1:who is the most beautiful person in the world??
Person 2: the person reading this on their screen
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Husband: "I love you babe"
Wife: "I love you more"
Husband: "I love you most"
wife: "I love you mostest"
Husband: "I love you mostestest"
wife: "I love you mostestestest"
Husband: "I love you mostestesteste..."
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both wins
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A girl who you think is perfect for you. Like the girl I have a crush on, she is perfect. Love you Jenny!!!
Love, Buddy.
Me: I LOVE Jenny!!! She is the most beautiful girl in the world!!!
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Steve is sexy and wanted by every girl in Kanada. hehe.
daaaang. Stevie+me+Carmella=HOT SEX mmmmm.
geuss who?
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The one that you love and care about, the one that you will never ever betray. The one girl in your kife that you know will always be with you and will never hurt you in any way. She will be the one that you think about every moment of every day, and you will always look forward to being with her. You will never lie to her and will give your very heart and soul to her. If she is the one most beautiful girl in the world, she will take your secrets, your sorrows, your joys, your very heart and soul, and she will keep it safe and cherish it forever. She will always love you and you should always love her back. She should be the one that you will always be there for. Treat her like she is a goddess and never turn away, because if you do, she might vanish forever. Do all of this, because beauty is not just skin deep, it is what you do with her that makes her beautiful. Make this choice wisely, because iif you don't, you might ruin your whole life. Make a good decision like i have. I am inspired to say this because of the most beautiful gerl in the world to me. I love you Ashley!
Love,
William
Guy 1: Dude, who is the most beautiful girl in the world to you?
Guy 2: Man, its gotta be Ashley!
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