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The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.
"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"
A girl with a pussy so wide, it takes more than just two fingers to play with it.
I suggest you refrain from touching Sarah. Unless your Mozart, because that pussy’s like a piano.
This instrument is a FUCK! If you play a piano then you are wasting your life. Killing all hopes and dreams of music and ruining your life is what it does. FUCK this instrument!!!!!!!
The Piano is an ASSHOLE of an instrument. FUCKING ridicules.
Another way of saying “I promise.” Used to ensure your counterpart is telling the truth and absolutely not fucking with you.
A: “I fucked your mom”
B: “Yeah, sure”
A: “Dude, Piano”
Practising piano skill on a human body under a intoxicated condition
Daryl was playing piano with the girl we all don’t know well.
The type of instrument that will get you laid.
Are you a virgin? Why look for a girl when you can sit at a piano and get laid?
An instrument with keys that make different pitched sounds.
Emma is great at playing the piano.