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A cheeky nickname for a spouse whom you've asked to do something unpleasant, but because you love them.
What are the odds this goes in your butt tonight, poot bucket?
An affectionate albeit almost unimaginable nickname used by Vladimir Putin’s many lovers, due partly to his own fantasy of himself as Puss in Boots due to his lifelong use of trickery and deceit to gain power, as well as due to his endless obnoxious and uncontrollable farting which has always been a huge part of his seductive persona.
Oh my dearest Poots in Boots, won’t you just once take those miserable old jack boots off when we’re in bed together and what on earth is causing you to fart endlessly in that terrible manner?
A small cheese colored stain showing up in your underwear after a squeezing out one too many farts.
Damn you that's poot cheese. Check your pants.
Dude quit farting. You poot cheese maniac!
When a girls pants are up her butt and it looks like her ass is eating her pants. Also back side moose knuckle.
Damn look at Ginna's Poot Knuckle. Her ass must be starving.
When the smell of another human being’s flatulation is so rancid it can only be likened to the smell of a garbage dump.
John: God! Do you smell that?
Jane: Yeah, Gerald had Mexican for lunch, he has the garbage poots.
when someone loses at beruit and they gotta spread their buttcheeks and the winner gets to shoot their load in ur butthole from like a foot away
i aint gay but i shoot the poot on chris like 3 times every weekend hahaha chris you faggot
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