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When a guy is laying on his back and a chick with a heavy period is riding on top of him, and a bit of the menstrual blood leaks out from her pussy all over his stomach and sheets.
Ric: Yeah, I took this bitchin' ass chick home last night but she didn't tell me she was raggin. She was fuckin me on top and the next thing I know...
Hamilton:... oh no, she didn't...
Ric: Yep, fucking red rider all over my sheets! Bitch!!!
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Akin to housewife's knee, swimmer's ear, footballer's wife, and other such afflictions acquired by engaging in too much of one thing. Not that there's such thing as TOO MUCH sex. But if there were, feeling the pain of the strained, overworked knob would tell you enough is enough! IF there were. Rider's Knob would be your knob's way of saying "I can't take this shit no more, let's just keep it between you and me for a while, no more o' that ol' pussayyyyy." But that's coz your knob is gay! Mine says, "I'm fuckin' wrecked, but I'll play through the pain coz it's worth it!" That's a good knob.
"Can't ride you today, Mrs. McGhee. I've got Rider's Knob."
Milkman to Mrs. McGhee. He certainly missed his gee.
"Can't ride you today, Mrs. Gloria Spot. I've got Rider's Knob."
Milkman to Mrs. Gloria Spot. Certainly missed her G-Spot.
"Can't ride you today, girlfriend. I've got no penis. I mean... emm... I've got Rider's Knob. Yes. That's it."
Joe to his girlfriend. Certainly missed his chance. I'll take that, then.
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a dick rider is a person who will do anything to get acceptance from the person they are dick riding like where the same clothes , always agree with the person they are dick riding, laugh extra hard at there idles or the person being dick rided jokes and bring up the persons name .
for example Eugenes mom : "Eugene you still want those new sneakers you was talkin about?" Eugene : "you mean the black and green lebrons ?" Eugenes mom: "yea those" Eugene : "of course i do because my friend skelly has them and hes the flyest nigga in school" Eugenes mom:"why you always saying his name you big ass dick rider !"
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The best arcade game set in the wild wild west.
o.O <(Let's go play Sunset Riders!)
O.O <(K!!!)
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A man with an insatiable thirst for taking sluts back to his lair. These woman are typically much more powerful that he and will use this power to have their way with him, forcing the stain rider into uncouth and demeaning positions. The stain rider indicates his tastes for overzealous and promiscuous females by cultivating a small tuft of black hair under his lip while obsessively shaving all other facial hair. He becomes disillusioned by the smell of these women in the morning and quickly tries to eject them from his dingy cave.
I was getting some internet marketing done the other day and I saw a chronic stain rider trying to get some pussy during office hours.
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A jet rider is someone, most likely of the female population, that uses the jets of a bathtub or hot tub, or others of the sort, to masturbate.
Carl: Yo, I was at the pool the other day and I saw a jet rider.
John: What the hell is a jet rider?
Carl: You know, someone that gets off using the jets
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The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.
Strategy
His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand.
The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells.
A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more.
He's using the Hog Rider in his deck
Man thats fucking gay
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