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Bob: "The doctor just diagnosed me with Pasta Shaped Like Squidward. What the fuck does that mean?"
Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."
Bob: "Fuck."
A term used to describe the shape of one’s body, particularly a woman’s. One who possesses a pear-shaped-having ass will have wide, fatty hips, which gradually slopes inwards towards the top of the torso, hence “pear.” A pear-shaped-having ass body can also be resembled to that of a ‘truncus’ function in geometry.
“What in the pear-shaped-having ass?! That overly large woman has the physique of a plump pear!”
When someone's ass is so perfectly shaped it looks like a peach.
"Panda has the perfect peach shaped ass, it should be in the dictionary as an example."
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A slang for a verrrry hard cuck that you stick into the grease exhaust of a McDonald's deep fryer that's not been cleaned for 10 years
Hey chuck, do you want to hop on just shapes and beats with me tomorrow after our shift.
Become overweight. Increased girth in stomach and butt areas. Lost any semblence of a decent figure.
"Dude, have you seen Miguel since he got that desk job? His ass has ex-pan-ded! He's gone pear-shaped!"
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Something Carly said on BookOfKen, inspired by Jake Paul.
Carly: WHIP THEM HATERS INTO SHAPE!!!
Fat Bully: :( WAHHHHH!!!
Carly: k bye...
Guy 1: “my mom got me dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for Christmas”
Guy 2: “damn u have the best mom I only got $300”