Smell the roses

Smelling nasty feet especially when you are being punished for being a idiot.

“She made me smell the roses after I took her shoe”

“He was being annoying so I made him smell the roses and trust me they stink”

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secret smell

The aroma that you are presented with the moment you enter a restroom.

I ran into the restoom only to be confronted by the most God awful secret smell.

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its the smell

a phrase once said in a dream about agent smith.

"It's....the smell...its penetrating my anus...."

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Hector Smells

Actually, I didn't say what he smells like. So for all I know Hector could be smelling like...um...a computer. Yeah! A Computer! That's right! (Just kidding Hector!) Don't die!

P.S. I'm watching you!!! Muahaha!
...... :} <---(evil grin)

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salad smelling

the smelling of the anus.

"why don't you just smell my salad bro?"

"There was some serious salad smelling last night, it was awkward."

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Smelling the Flowers

The moment when a man or a woman is licking the inside of a woman's butthole and proceeds to put his nose into that same woman's vagina and (if felt confident enough) will wiggle and nuzzle his or her nose in her perineum.

hey bros! Patricia let me toss the salad and I got to smell the flowers.
You know me I love smelling the flowers!

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smell button

noun; The anus. The external opening of the rectum.

I poked her right in the smell button

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