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Ride the walrus: An expression meaning: Committing to an act of desperation as a last resort in an extreme circumstance. (why else would you ride a walrus).
You are being attacked by 3 dogs and have no choice but to jump off of a bridge into a river or die. you jump, essentially riding the mother fucking walrus you ride the walrus.
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After ejaculating into your partner's mouth, cover their lips with your hand and then whisper "I have syphilis" into their ear. The shock of the statement should cause the semen to shoot out of their nose and drip down their chin...thus creating walrus like tusks.
As Jane stared in disbelief at Dick, the foamy frothy walrus discharge dripping from her chin, she realized that she had become the victim of quite possibly the frothiest walrus of all time.
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A Hot Walrus is when you come in a girls mouth and the jizz drips out of each corner of her mouth like a walrus' tusks.
Dude did you see him give that girl a hot walrus?
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One is considered to be "fucking the walrus" when he or she takes a good hit of ganja, holds it in, takes a big gulp of chocolate milk, and then exhales. When one exhales, the aftertaste is of Reese's Pieces.
I was fucking the walrus for the first time last night and it was great. Let's buy some more chocolate milk and do it again!!!
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A term affectionately passed down to me from an online friend from a friend of hers to refer to male masturbation.
Likely best when you got a fatty your damn drawers can't hold.
Goddammit mom! Can't you see this is my living room and I'm busy waxing the walrus?!
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A video from YouTube of Sandi Crisp dancing with a reversed nursery rhyme to it.
Obey the Walrus is the epitome of destruction of sanity.
When a dude sits on a girl's face and rests his balls on her upper lip
I gave my girlfriend a walrus face last night.
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