cobblers

It means something is utterly terrible

Simon "I got a D in Maths"
Trevor "Absolute cobblers Simon!"

Cobbler

Cock gobbler; one who eats cocks for a living

You are a cobbler

She is a cobbler

He is a cobbler

Cobbler

1) Someone who makes and repairs shoes.
2) Someone who gobbles cock

Person 1: I'm going to see the cobbler
Person 2: The shoe guy or your partner?

Cobbler

A sexual advancement where feet are used as fists.

Please don't give me the cobbler

cobblers

a lie

load of cobblers

cobbler's

See cobblers

Cobbler

noun, when you give a girl a Nut-n'-surprise after she implies you have a small penis

She was talking crap so I gave her a cobbler.