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An excuse used by a gamer when he/she has been beaten in a game by a PC or an NPC.
Examples of Gamer Excuses include:
(1)Matt: Wow, you died.
Frank: Well because you're talking to me!
(2)Mike: I have beaten you five times in a row.
Al: That's because this controller is broken!
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A gamer who is gravitated to games like Fortnite, Call of Duty: Black Ops 4, etc.
Ex: Ali-A, Lazarbeam, Muselk
Guy 1: this guy is such a Normie Gamer.
Guy 2: ikr, he likes fucking Fortnite to much
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Sitting/lying down for weeks at a time playing video games, preventing the bottom of your foot from naturally shedding it's skin. When you finally get up to do something (go back to work/school, start playing sports, start going for walks, etc.), the skin from the bottom of your foot peels off as if you were peeling dried glue from your hand. Usually comes off in large sections, until the whole foot, including the toes, have been shedded of their old skin.
Guy 1: EW! What's wrong with the bottom of your foot? Did you put glue on it just so you could peel it off?
Guy 2: Nah man! I just got a case of gamer's foot!
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A douchebag that thinks he is the best thing to happen since the XBOX 360. He rips of the Angry Video Game Nerd countless times, and thinks saying the exact same thing as the AVGN is hilarious.
See Also: Douchebag
Fag: Have you seen the new Irate Gamer vid?
Smart Person: No, he's a douche.
Fag: IM GAY!!!
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A woman whose significant other has grown a cord out of his manhood that seems to attach to a console or computer of sorts. She sleeps alone because her man was killed when he was almost to the next level of Halo, half-life, or wow.
My boyfriend has been playing Halo for 71 hours straight - I've become a gamer widow.
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A word often used by boys to refer to a girl that plays video games.
Oh my god, it's a gamer grill!
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Girls on facebook that have the perfect Angle Game down. Their default pictures make them look like a ten. Maybe that perfect photoshopped picture making them look like a playmate.
Then you meet them in person, and it hits you. They left A LOT out of those pictures. They must have taken 1,000,000 to g
et the shot hiding their overall weight. THEY ARE A DAMN COW.
Usually you can avoid the Angle Gamers by a few Key Giveaways:
1) 1,000 photos, but no shots from below the chest? THERE IS A REASON FOR THAT.
2) Look at the width of the arm. Is it fatter than yours? Is it thicker than your leg?
SKINNY GIRLS DONT HAVE FAT ARMS.
3) Over eager to hang out with anyone of the opposite sex, constantly putting up thirsty attention getting status to attract creepy guys, has little to no female friends?
HOT GIRLS DONT NEED TO TRY TO ATTRACT OTHER MEN.
4) Hidden albums or little to no tagged pictures? No group shots showing the entire body? Only head shots as defaults?
THEY ARE HIDING SOMETHING!
Kaczman: Dude I cant believe you had Kristen come up to your shop.
T-Money: Her defaults were hot as fuck and she kept begging to "hang out."
Kaczman: Did you not notice none of her tagged photos actually contained her body??
T-Money: She was bigger than two of me in person, and her arms were twice as big as mine! Angle Gamer!!!!
Kaczman: INDEED!
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