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Kris

Some christian dude that is obsessed with Jesus and christianity,
He is a huge nuisance to his workers, basically, He is a complete idiot, especially to non-christian People.

Hey Bob, Have You Heard Of Kris?
Yes, He is A Dumb Bitch!

by Rursus October 25, 2019


Kris

Known for having a big head and shaped like a football with a m

Yo did u see that head at the store yesterday? I think it was a Kris

by June 21, 2021


Kris

Kris is slang for: An individual with many physical traits of a leprechaun; Someone with dyslexia, in this case, Krislexia; A short little ginger boy; An Illegal Midget; Someone who is probably Autistic; someone who is easily picked up and molded into a soccer ball, and then kicked around.

Sean: Kris you should read, I've been reading for a while.

Kris: T-the c-cow jumped over... the moon!

Sean: No Kris stop reading your bedtime stories, we are supposed to be studying for biology.

Kris: Moooo!

by Luigimax14 May 17, 2022


Kris

Kris is someone who people probably thought was scary as fuck . They're just affection deprived. Go hug a Kris today :

"psst , kris, I love you hehe"

by Feral_Cro March 12, 2023


Kris

A slang word for
a girl so powerful she could walk through a fiery hell. Most likely a girl named this will have a weird personality and she will randomly outburst peculiar comments. Though her weird comments and doings may be off-pudding for some of us, her blazing beauty makes it all worth it.
She most likely have blonde hair and green eyes. The green eyes will most likely make a brown field green again.

Girl 1: Omg that field is so fucking ugly and brown
Kris: Looks at it
Girl 1: No way you made it green again with your blazing eyes.

by TheUntoldLegend January 3, 2024


kris

kris is very annoying. Not only he will call you short when ur not, but he will keep saying that. Kris will act like he is talking to other girls, when in reality ur the only one he is talking to..

-have you heard of kris?

-surely not but he seems like a bozo!

by shortyispoo June 22, 2021


Kris

A mad gay hoe that fucks his cousins

Oh look it is a kris of there

by Vaindjauzi June 12, 2019