Off-Pudding

n - the viscous ejaculate from a man's pudding pop.

Would you like some off-pudding for desert love?

I didn't like what you just said, it's very off putting....
Well, knowing the ingredients that go into Haggis, I'm not sure I want to know what goes into off-pudding!

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Took the lid off the pudding

Allowing one's ass hole to be licked. In other words the salad telling the user it is ready to be tossed in an oily italian dressing.

Hey Hamoudi, that gay bar was kind of fun last night; but it wasn't until I took the lid off the pudding on Dawoud that shit finally got in hand.

<3 ya,

Omar

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couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

A term refering to pathetic fire power or fighting ability.

Dave, did you watch Star Trek last night?
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.