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A spider web is when you fart and touching two distant objects with your butt, creating a gas cloud that others have to walk through. For example, standing in the door and farting, touching your butt to both door jambs, and yelling, "spider web!"
Everyone was in the room when I felt a big one coming on....I totally let it rip and touched my ass to the tables...creating a big spider web that everyone had to walk through!
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A girl who is the focus of a nude or non-nude modelling website online. The style and raunchiness of the site's vary but the common thing is that the models fame is limited to the website hence 'web slut'
Oh man Kate, from http://www.katesplayground.com , is my favorite web slut.
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An amazingly awesome sex poistion which is similar to when two girl "scissor". The term "scissor" (in all forms) should be avoided during your sexual encounter, to avoid killing the mood. To truly appreciate Charlotte's Web, the couple should start in a rather boring position (preferably missionary style). This will heighten the anticipation, and give each person a true appreciation of what Charlotte's Web is all about.
Although it may seem inappropriate, at some point during the missionary position the female should say "You know what I want.. I want Charlotte's Web". This must be in a seductive tone, or all romance is lost and the situation turns comical. This is called the trigger phrase, and it signals each partner to assume the Charlotte's Web position.
The female lies on her back, tilting a little to one side - while the male should be totally on his side, interlocking legs. Once Charlotte's Web is established, it is necessary to ease into the thrusting motions. Allow each participant to become acclimated with the new position to really get a feel for what is going on. This is called the introductory period. Once you have passed this period, it's time to take a trip to pleasure town. To get the true effect, the female should arch her back, as if she is trying to unsnap her bra. (please note, the bra should already be removed at this point).
Few things in life are better than Charlotte's Web. Use at your own risk - not for amateurs.
"I understand that your grandma died today and you have just been diagnosed with terminal cancer - but you got to do Charlotte's Web last night... So I don't understand what you're so upset about??"
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A WWW site that never changes.
Hey man, Urbandictionary.com is sooo not a cobweb!
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blowing a wad inside a woman's ass and making her fart.
Spider Webbing doesn't really need a definition does it?
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What the urban dictionary is one step away from being.
All it takes for the urban dictionary to become the dark web is for it to become complete anonymous, then all hell will break loose.
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A term used by fucking losers who have no idea what the hell the internet or computers can be used for.
"Yo g, i wuz surfing the web last night and found some tight sites on moose spread"
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