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A phrase used when emphasizing the commitment to the grind, so committed you have no time for even subtle bowel movements. The phrase can also be used when describing how a rather uncooperative food or drink might unsettle the stomach to the point of a bowel movement within the pants
Brad: yo you trying to grab some tequila shots before the game?
Chad: eh man idk, it’s looking like an adult diaper kind of night
Jenna: I got a 5 page paper due at 8am and I haven’t even started, it’s looking like an adult diaper kind of night.
A phrase that many AI written articles use to describe a sporting event (usually High School).
If an article includes this phrase, chances are it’s a box score stretched out into an article with no real player names given whatsoever.
One article: Lancaster edged Ashville Teays Valley 24-17 in a close encounter of the athletic kind on Aug. 18 in Ohio football.
Another article: Chillicothe Southeastern edged West Salem Northwestern 28-20 in a close encounter of the athletic kind in Ohio high school football action on Aug. 18.
Yet another article: Tates Creek edged Eastern 21-14 in a close encounter of the athletic kind during this Kentucky football game.
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Trevor Mullins is Kind Of A Big Fucking Deal!!!!!
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A person who would rather stay and play in eBash black ops then come and see the beautiful girl in the PC area who came to see him. The kind of guy who mom always fed milk and toast because its safe. The kind of guy who would vomit watching a surgery. Or faint. Spineless
"Yeah Billy just puked and fainted twice watching that surgury and he wont even touch that girl who want him over there"
"yeah i think he is kinda of a milk and toast kind of guy
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I know how you are, and what you do, and how you act.
Guy: I don't trust girls they all cheat.
Girl: I don't cheat on anyone!
Guy: "I KNOW YOUR KIND"
Girl: wow! How did you know I cheat like all the other girls? 😮
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1. Having a negative experience with a douchebag of a person.
2. When you step on dog poop.
3. When a monkey flings his poop and *wham! splat* catches you.
4. Any doo-related major life experience
"Whooooaaa, dude, I heard you and Ryan yelling at each other all night!" "Yeah, it was a close encounter of the turd kind."
"Hey, why are you dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."
"Damn you evil little monkey, did not expect that close encounter of the turd kind!"
"Shane and I had a close encounter of the turd kind."
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What basic fucking 12 y/os on reddit say when their mom decides that their minion meme hilarious.
UwU Thanks for the gold kind stranger!!!
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